Thai Happy Ending Massage Parlor;
adult massage in Pattaya

A regular massage... with a little extra!

The happy ending massage is, in most cases, no different to mainstream massage types - except for the ending of course! You do need to be on guard when going for a massage in Pattaya because it is quite common for a perfectly innocent, legitimate Pattaya massage, to somehow turn into an adult massage.

You can even arrange for an outcall massage i.e. where the girl comes to your hotel. Make sure you have a guest friendly hotel though e.g.:

Eastiny 7, Central Pattaya - from 1000 baht per night
LK Metropole, Central Pattaya - from 1,400

If you have read my page on the traditional Pattaya Thai massage, you may have guessed that my recommendation for a good happy ending massage is to start with a mainstream massage other than the traditional Thai massage. A much better option is to start with an oil massage and then just sit back, relax, and see how things develop.

Getting the Thai Massage Happy Ending started

As a quick aside, one thing you might want to consider is online dating... I know what you are thinking... where's the relevance?

The answer is that massage skills are very common in Thailand, and a good way to get a free adult massage is to subscribe to a dating site such as ThaiLoveLines.com and start up some conversations with several of the girls there. Massage is something that nearly all Thai girls love, and it gives you something in common to talk about. Once you get to Thailand, you should have plenty of eager girls waiting to meet up with you and give you all the massage and happy endings you can stomach!!!

If you are interested in dating a Thai lady, don't just jump in with both feet before you know how to get results. If you're not careful you might end up falling prey to a gold-digger!

My eBook 'Dating Thai Ladies' will give you all the information you need to find a good girl.

Getting back to the massage, with a Thai oil massage as your starter, you will be just about as relaxed as it is possible to be ahead of your happy ending (that's unless you are the nervous sort, obviously).

Towards the end, you can expect that your masseuse will ask you a question about "anything extra" that you might want. The exact wording that she will choose to start this conversation is anyone's guess, but you should keep in mind that a price needs to be agreed first. You wouldn't ask a mechanic to fix your car back home without first agreeing a price, so don't trust to the good nature of your new friend either - get a price agreed first!

Ahead of your price negotiation, if your masseuse is any good, you will probably find that a certain body part of yours is a full, prominent member of the negotiation. This is because it will have received a fair bit of attention before anything is said. You must try your best to over-rule that body part so that you get a fair deal!

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It goes without saying that, if you are as pure as driven snow (same as me), you will simply decline the offer of any extra services whatsoever! There is absolutely no obligation on you at all to turn your oil massage into a happy ending massage, the choice is entirely up to you.

Back to reality, agree a price for whatever service you require, then just sit back and enjoy! There is a full list of available options, but you will need to agree with the masseuse how you want things to develop. There is no obligation on the masseuse to provide anything; it all depends on the particular masseuse as to what she is prepared to do.

Where to go for a Thai Massage Happy Ending

If it is a happy ending massage that you are looking for, rather than a non-sexual massage, don't ask for a foot or facial massage as your starter. These massages offer no privacy and are likely to be carried out alongside another customer. That means that your masseuse will be too shy to ask you if you require anything extra and, even if she isn't shy, she will assume that you don't even want a sex massage if you've gone for one of these first.

To be sure of being offered extra services, your best bet is to go for the oil massage, a body scrub is another good option, and even a traditional massage is a possibility.

What about the choice of venue? For a good happy ending massage parlor, you should head towards one of the parlors that are located near to one of the busy night spots. There is however, a very good chance that you will still be offered what you want at other, more remote, venues. I'm convinced though, that most if not all parlors near to a busy night spot, will offer you the services that you are looking for.

If you want the lowest prices, get away from the popular tourist areas, especially Beach Road and Walking Street. You will need to head inland a little. Behind Beach Road is Second Road, and behind that is Soi Buakhao. Soi Buakhao is my recommendation for the lowest prices for a happy ending massage.

On Soi Buakhao, I've seen traditional Thai body massages available for 100 baht, and I've seen Thai oil massages available for 200 baht. This is quite a bit cheaper than you will find in the mainstream tourist areas (where rents are expensive) but don't forget that the happy ending itself is extra. This should not cost more than 500 baht though (except for the Thai soapy massage which is expensive). If your masseuse asks for more than that, she's trying to rip you off and you really should go elsewhere).

To see the best hotel offers available in Pattaya, or anywhere in Thailand, click on the blue search button to the right.

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Pattaya adult massage types in detail

Thai Soapy Massage; whilst mainstream massage can easily turn into a happy ending massage, there is one 'pure blood' adult massage about which there is no doubt surrounding its purpose i.e. the Thai soapy massage.

Sexy Thai massage; with the Thai happy ending massage being world famous, and with Pattaya being world famous for its naughty nightlife, it should be no surprise that the happy ending massage is about as common in Pattaya as a bottle of beer!

Pattaya Massage; non-adult variety

There are, of course, plenty of opportunities to get an honest massage without any of the adult stuff attached to it. Professional massage is a serious business all over Thailand and Pattaya is no exception.

Pattaya Massage, will give you an overview of the non-sexual massage options in Pattaya. The links below give specific details on the common varieties available...


Pattaya Thai Massage (part 1 of 2); this one can be a pleasure, it can also be an excruciatingly painful experience!

Thai Massage Parlor (part 2 of 2); concluding part of my report on the traditional Thai massage, and where to find a good one.

Thai Oil Massage; this is the most relaxing massage you can find in Pattaya, or anywhere else for that matter.

Thailand Foot Massage; the foot massage is very popular and you will often see people in massage shops having their feet massaged.

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