Pattaya Sex Vacations; a sight to behold: I don’t think I’d be exaggerating if I told you that the first time I saw my wife I was absolutely blown away. She was, without a doubt, the most exceptionally beautiful Thai girl I had ever seen from that day until this. She had a beauty that literally struck me dumb. I’m not joking; when she first looked at me I actually had to look away, I felt so shy that I couldn’t hold her gaze! It’s not as though I was some sort of teenage virgin or something, I was 27 at the time and full of confidence as far as the ladies go (lets face it, who isn’t confident with the ladies in Pattaya!).
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You can probably guess that this story is not going to lead to a ‘happily married for 20 years and never looked back’ kind of ending (at least 90% of these stories end badly). I think my story is quite a common story, it’s the sort of story that lots of Westerners experience with the wrong kind of Thai ladies. I met my girl whilst I was on my first ever visit to the ‘land of smiles’ and I was just about as green as it gets. I knew absolutely nothing about the motives of Pattaya girls that work in bars. Obviously I knew that they were available for paid entertainment... I got greedy and spent a small fortune myself during my first week in Pattaya, and it was full of lots and lots of lovely paid entertainment. In fact, I was only here for a Pattaya sex vacation if I'm honest... well.... and a few beers too!
After the first week I started to slow down a bit. It’s not easy to maintain a pace of constant beer, late nights, girls and so on for a long time. It all takes its toll on you eventually and what often happens is that you settle down with one girl for the rest of your holiday. Actually for me it was slightly different, I was already settling down with a girl before meeting the future wife. I put a stop to that though because I could feel myself falling for her after just 3 days in her company! Not possible to be falling in love after 3 days you might think, but you’d be wrong. You’ll know what I mean if you’ve been to Thailand before, it happens all the time, I think us Westerners are suckers for the whole ‘take care of your man’ approach that the Pattaya girls employ. This girl would put toothpaste on my toothbrush for me, she’d wait for me to step out of the shower so that she could towel me down, she’d clean up after me and so on. If you’ve only ever known Western girls before, then I can tell you that this sort of treatment is a novelty to say the least. I’ll leave the appeal of it at ‘novelty value’ though; because once you’ve had this treatment enough times it actually starts to get a bit irritating if you can believe that!
So…, I left this girl because getting seriously involved with a Thai girl was definitely not something that was on my agenda. No surprise then that the very next girl I met was the one I ended up marrying! What was I thinking, what happened to my Pattaya sex holiday intentions? I think that you would have forgiven my change of heart if you had seen the girl in question. I know everyone has slightly different tastes, some focus on long legs, some focus on big chests, some only care about pretty faces, but I think that most people would give this girl 10 out of 10 in the looks department overall. For me, she was one in a million – just about perfect in every regard. I liked her company too; she spoke good English and had a really good sense of humour. I know now that there were endless warning signs that I should have been aware of but, like I said, it was my first trip to Thailand and I knew absolutely nothing.
The first lie came out of her mouth within minutes of me meeting her. She told me that she was 20 years old, I found out a few months later that she was a mere 16 at the time. As the night wore on she told me a few unlikely stories but, to be honest, I didn't much care about it as I wasn’t exactly intending marriage at this point. My mind was preoccupied with different intentions and I really didn’t think that calling her a liar would accelerate my chances of satisfying those intentions! Pattaya sex workers lie as much as they tell the truth... insisting on the truth would have cut our conversations in half! Anyways, the plan worked a treat and the next couple of weeks were total, complete and utter bliss.
Things took a serious turn about a month after I left Thailand. I got
a phone call in the middle of the night from the lady I’d spent the
last 2 weeks of my holiday with. Before you jump to conclusions, no, she
wasn’t asking me for money. There was no sick water buffalo or any of
that nonsense. No, much better... she was pregnant!
Up to that point in my life I’d always assumed that I was the kind of chap that would have no problem whatsoever in dismissing a situation like this as being a complete S.E.P. (Douglas Adam’s joke – means somebody else’s problem). It didn’t feel like that at all though, the girl was in tears, I felt awful, I knew that being a single mother would be a massive problem for this girl. On top of that, Thailand is not as wealthy as the West and denying my responsibilities would be the same as condemning the child to a life with limited opportunities. My decision was to head back to Thailand to confirm the pregnancy.
All right, the truth is that if any other girl had called me with the same story I think I would have done things differently, but this girl was tugging at my heart strings. I spent another glorious 2 weeks with her in Thailand; she was visibly pregnant and the timing suggested that the child was conceived during our time together on my first visit. I agreed to return again as soon as I could after the child was born. At that time we would have a DNA test to prove paternity. We had already discussed marriage by the time I returned and on that visit, 1 year and 8 days after we first met, we tied the knot (paternity being proven at this point).
Part 2 of the Pattaya Sex Vacations story continues by clicking here.
If you are intending a Pattaya sex tour of your own, you might want to make sure that the hotel you book is 'guest friendly' i.e. one that will let you take ladies back without any hassle. These hotels are all guest friendly and quality options:
Ibis Hotel, 2nd Road - cheap
Eastiny 7, Soi 7 - cheap but good
Mercure Hotel, 2nd Road, soi 15 - medium priced and very good
Baywalk Residence, Beach Road - expensive but classy
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Pattaya Adventures editorial comment:
This is shaping up to be a really good submission. There are lots of elements to this that certainly sound familiar. Pattaya sex vacations often end up turning into something else, and the results are often less than hoped for.